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2008-09-08T13:28:00.001-04:00

How is this allowed on air?

2007-05-17T13:24:00.000-04:00

Funny or Sad?

2007-05-15T16:21:00.001-04:00

Fat to thin in minutes

2007-05-15T16:10:00.001-04:00

Photoshoping A Big Girl into A Model - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

Classic

2007-05-15T16:08:00.001-04:00

Great Ad

2007-05-15T16:06:00.000-04:00

DP is always funny

2007-05-10T17:47:00.001-04:00

Guess I missed this one

2007-05-10T17:46:00.000-04:00

Fucking America

2007-04-02T14:41:00.001-04:00

This needs a lot more exposure

2007-03-08T12:01:00.001-05:00

glumbert.com - Couple roleplays the political way

Apparently it's just like a mini-mall

2007-03-07T16:52:00.000-05:00

Bride Freak OUT

2007-01-30T17:03:00.000-05:00

Amazing

2007-01-11T15:23:00.000-05:00

Midget FIGHT !!

2006-12-12T12:56:00.000-05:00

Britney Spears stoned

2006-12-12T12:55:00.000-05:00

Firefox 2.0

2006-10-26T11:13:00.000-04:00

Not sure what is going to happen here with the future of web browsers, but there are enough of them out there. I do not understand why Mozilla feels like they are still competing with IE 7. Firefox is far and away the best web browser out there. I haven't downloaded Firefox 2 yet, but I am sure it will be FAR FAR better than IE 7.

Remember this ???

2006-10-26T10:57:00.000-04:00

I really hope you have all seen this video before:

It was a great ad for Carlton Draught, created by Grey Advertising (I think). Its successor, Flash Beer has now been created and is equally entertaining - the Viral Meister blog explains it well, "with a fat man called Kevin Kavendish applying for his dream job of becoming a brewer. After failing the job interview, he strips into a leotard and performs the ultimate parody from the movie Flashdance complete with the score What a Feeling."

I have to agree with the Viral Meister when he says that it might not sell more beer but what it will do is get people talking about the brand.

Cool Flash Music Player

2006-10-18T10:15:00.000-04:00

What men want

2006-10-03T08:50:00.000-04:00

Thanks for English Times for writting such a great article about what truely makes men happy - women pay attention... Some of the highlights consist of:

3. To sit next to a bored, horny Angelina lookalike on a transatlantic flight

14. To be the funniest, sexiest, richest man in the room — to be referred to as a “naughty boy” by the women in his office, a “top bloke” by the men and a “gentleman” by elderly female relatives.

20. To know what she wants — making his woman happy is one of his primary aims. She needs to let go of the assumption that he can mind-read and get specific about what she wants in a non-demanding way. Crucially, to let him know that she thinks he’s more than capable of providing her with it.

To see the rest you can click here.

Classic scene from a great show

2006-09-28T17:56:00.000-04:00

Can't Stop Won't Stop

2006-09-22T12:24:00.000-04:00

I can't stop laughing... Check out the kids fucking smile. Where do I find people like this?!?!?

Great Ad

2006-09-21T22:05:00.000-04:00

A truely great advert... The song by Hem called Half Acre is a great accompaniment to the a pretty good concept for a finance company.

Domino Pool

2006-09-07T00:39:00.000-04:00

What the fuck happens if it doesn't work the first time?!?!

I like you

2006-09-06T23:58:00.000-04:00

Found this awesome bit of Flash animation on Yahoo's The 9. For some reason I might have watched this thing five or six times today and it got me laughing everytime!

Weeds advertising

2006-08-22T13:45:00.000-04:00

My favorite new show Weeds (Thanks to Leah for introducing it to me) has some great creative ads going on.

"To drum up interest for its suburban mom as drug dealer comedy Weeds, Showtime is placing an insert in the August 24 issue of Rolling Stone with a scent strip that smells like, well, weed. Yummy." - courtesy of Adrant Magazine

Another great billboard ad here shows 3 huge bags of weed stapled to the billboard. The best part is they set up a hidden camera to watch all the stoned idiots seeing if the bags were real.

Useless shit

2006-08-22T10:17:00.000-04:00

But nonetheless pretty cool. This site references the 1512 most popular/viewed/highly rated videos from YouTube and combines them into one pretty cool page.

Trip home for the weekend

2006-08-21T11:00:00.001-04:00

So lucky to go home this weekend at be at the first match of Arsenal 06/07 season!!! Little footage from the game and our season tickets!

New England Gangsta??

2006-08-14T09:43:00.000-04:00

Pretty funny..

Awesome

2006-08-08T08:53:00.000-04:00

Forwarded to me by my co-worker. Just imagined if they tripped ?!

Drunk Things

2006-08-07T09:19:00.000-04:00

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
No kebab for me, thank you
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.
Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.

Andrew last weekend

2006-07-31T09:47:00.000-04:00

How did this guy figure it was a good idea to drive?

Oooh its that time of the year!

2006-07-27T15:03:00.000-04:00

Well, soon enough! My roomate sent along a nifty little college football calendar that you can all download here.

Holly shit this is funny

2006-07-26T09:41:00.000-04:00

Theses are great ads - creative, pretty funny, etc. But this remake of the Apple vs. PC commercial is by far the funniest thing I have seen this week.

Stupid inventors

2006-07-20T12:15:00.000-04:00

I have seen some stupid shit for the iPod, but this really takes the cake... I mean come on... What? Does it sing to you while you whipe your ass?

One of the better accessories for the iPod has to be the vibrator attachment. Now thats a good idea!

Who doesn't like blowing up shit?

2006-07-20T11:59:00.000-04:00

Why isn't Tim Howard like this?

2006-07-20T11:16:00.000-04:00

Thanks to a coworker for this one. I think everyone realises that reality television is great to watch but awful to be in, and the show that started it all, Big Brother takes the whole voyuer thing a little too far.

I give you exhibit A:

and funniest of all exhibit B:

Apparently this guy has tourettes - whatever it is I think we should put him in a glass case and watch him go. This guys is pure entertainment.

As an update

2006-07-18T12:48:00.000-04:00

Thanks to my roommate from college I received this link that puts the Zidane incident into perspective. Now make your own mind up whether you blame Zidane or not.

Since dinosaurs

2006-07-18T09:05:00.000-04:00

This picture was taken by a KTBS helicopter flying over Lake Conroe, Texas. This has to be a HUGE gator to have a whole deer in its mouth!

Not surprising

2006-07-10T15:34:00.000-04:00

Well it didn't take long... A little flash game with the shameless Zidane.

It has to be said that this will go down in history with the Tyson ear biting incident. Absolutely crazy!

Upskirt mousepad

2006-06-26T12:32:00.000-04:00

How fucking great is this!? Now just imagine the sick fuck that thought up the idea.

Favorite Ad

2006-06-13T16:33:00.000-04:00

I have been looking for this commercial for so long. The voice-over guy gets me every... Every TIME!

Borat... The Movie preview

2006-06-13T14:56:00.000-04:00

I will be following this movie very closely... As promised here is the first preview.

The new Bob Ross

2006-06-12T18:53:00.000-04:00

This guy would shit all over Bob Ross!

Way too much free time

2006-06-12T14:05:00.000-04:00

These Coke and Mentos videos having been popping up left and right on sites like Youtube and Break.com, but this one is far and away the best one I have seen.

Human Beatbox

2006-06-08T17:43:00.002-04:00

Saw this link on youtub e and never bothered to look at it, purely 'cause of how weird the guy looks. Somehow the video found its way into a presentation my boss had and she sent it my way.

Sigur Ros Mash-up

2006-06-08T15:45:00.000-04:00

This is one of many Flickr mash-ups, but this one is really really cool. I had heard some of his music before but the 4 or 5 tracks on this site are awesome. If you type "fiji" in the search box you can get some great pictures to accompany the music.

Gay Man is able to climb Mt. Everest

2006-06-06T17:16:00.000-04:00

...despite the obvious handicap of being Gay. How in the hell this didn't get more coverage, I have no idea?!

Via: VideoSift

Tenacious D: Wonder Boy

2006-06-06T17:12:00.000-04:00

I know it old but it is still awesome, and I had never seen a music video of thiers.

Via: VideoSift

Shaving website

2006-06-01T14:46:00.000-04:00

A great website for Philips' Norelco razor - www.ShaveEveryWhere.com

Awesome, awesome acting... This guy's voice is priceless. Don't leave the site without clicking on the lower left corner and listening to the testimonials. AWESOME!

Great music video

2006-06-01T14:35:00.000-04:00

Great visual... Plus, who wouldn't want to try this out and throw thousands of bouncy balls down a street.

Borat... The Movie!!!!

2006-05-30T16:04:00.000-04:00

Pretty pumped to hear from my co-worker that Ali G is coming out with a movie based around the character Borat. The last I had heard of him was from the Cannes Film Festival with some classic pictures.

Old rope without a paddle?

2006-05-30T08:16:00.000-04:00

When I heard that someone had actually put bits of old rope on ebay and sold them (true story), I thought the world had finally done a full circle...

When I saw this, I knew someone was way way ahead

There is a plus side

2006-05-26T10:33:00.000-04:00

I wouldn't wish this type of relationship break-up on anyone. On the plus side, at least we know she swallows.

Great way to dump your chick

2006-05-26T10:08:00.000-04:00

Check out this guy dumping his girlfriend on live TV on the Australian equivalent of abc's 'Good Morning America' show. Look how excited the female presenter gets, as if he is going to propose to her.

Just to show you this is legitimate you can check out the page on Wikipedia explaining Sunrise morning show, with the same two hosts in the vide above.

Nike Brazil spoof

2006-05-25T10:14:00.000-04:00

Another quality forward from my brother. This time is some guys from Manchester Metropolitan University (same as a community college) doing a spoof of the old Nike Brazil commercial. The fat guy is THE stereotype of a pub footballer, who obviously used to be good but drank too much.

Northwestern Soccer chicks

2006-05-23T19:11:00.000-04:00

No surprises here, but yet another Division I athletic program gets nailed with some hazing. The Northwestern girls soccer team was reported by various publications online and offline with some awesome pictures. As usual, there are conflicting arguements that say they were having "fun" (reported by the Chicago Sun-Times). My favorite report comes from a great website, BadJocks.com - click here for their full report, pictures and all.

He never spills a drop

2006-05-23T11:30:00.000-04:00

Great video courtesy of Sky Sports - only in England.

Women pay attention... The World Cup is soon!

2006-05-11T15:57:00.000-04:00

Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives, girlfriends, fiancés, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in general) These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in June/July this year...

1. From 9th June to 9th July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye). If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don’t mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

Click here to see the full list of rules.

Brokeback Mountain mashup

2006-05-11T12:03:00.000-04:00

A very close second favorite mashup based around the Yankees and the stupid-ass Red Sox.

....a close second to the Brokeback to the Future mashup.

De-Motivators

2006-05-11T11:50:00.000-04:00

A friend sent me this link to this site - Despair.com. Pretty funny stuff, my sort of humor! My favorite has to be this one:

HelpWinThisBet.com

2006-05-01T13:01:00.000-04:00

I come in to work on Friday (April 28th), in my inbox, there is a forward from my brother's friend in England. The email consists of this link www.helpwinthisbet.com and a simple note saying "We are all rooting for him!".

By the end of the day the site had 2 million hits. Not its up to 29 million. AMAZING!

Talladega Nights

2006-04-30T20:47:00.000-04:00

Cannot wait for this to come out! August 6, 2006. Check out the rest of the information on imdb here.

Can we all say Aaron Bonser???

2006-04-27T14:15:00.000-04:00

For all of you that don't know I went to school with a kid just like K-Fed - in every respect. Just so you can have a look for yourself here is a link to his facebook page.

Song(s) of the week 2

2006-04-25T10:30:00.001-04:00

Went to see two good friends run in the Boston Marathon, so I downloaded a bunch of songs and totally downloaded these two songs by mistake. Nonetheless, I am a fan of both.

Jay-Z - Just died in your arms tonight (remix) Listen | Download

Young Buck ft Jay-Z - Let Me In (remix) Listen | Download

Never knew this actually happens...

2006-04-25T09:08:00.000-04:00

A Dutch talkshow host proceeds to crack up in the guys face, due to his rediculous voice. All I know is that the high voice is caused by the fact that he had to be castrated!!!

Nice, tight fit

2006-04-24T14:00:00.000-04:00

Great bit of advertising for the new S-Class Mercedes. Somehow I don't see the airbags in the car being as appealing as those in the ad...

If football (soccer) teams were girls

2006-04-24T09:04:00.001-04:00

Classic slide show my brother sent me. I read the email, thinking "I have read this, old news". Not quite... Very funny, if you know anything about the English Premiership.

Crazy Kate & Tom

2006-04-21T13:30:00.000-04:00

So anyone who is anyone has an opinion on this freak-ass relationship between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes... I mean it is pretty fucking strange, especially after watching the interview on Primetime.

Anyway, back to the point of this post...

Catch Tom's Crazy pills to keep Katie Quiet during Pregnancy or Xenu will come and take her away! Will Katie be completely Silent during birth in accordance with Scientology''s completely rational beliefs? It's up to you to protect her from the evil alien overlord Xenu.

Re: Masturbation in showers

2006-04-21T12:55:00.000-04:00

Now I remember my all boys boarding school being bad, but I mean, seriously... Who clogs the showers with semen?!?! How many people are using these showers? Actually, you know what... I don't want know... Nonetheless, pretty humorous.

Murder foiled on MySpace

2006-04-21T09:13:00.000-04:00

Courtesy of the Edmonton Sun:

"Five teenage boys accused of plotting to kill other students in a shooting rampage at their high school were arrested yesterday after details of the alleged scheme appeared on the website MySpace.com.

Sheriff's deputies found guns, ammunition, knives and coded messages in the bedroom of one of the suspects, Sheriff Steve Norman said. Norman said he would ask prosecutors to bring charges of conspiracy to commit murder against the young men, ages 16 to 18. He said officials at Riverton high school began investigating on Tuesday after learning that a threatening message had been posted on MySpace.com.

The message discussed the significance of April 20, which is Adolf Hitler's birthday and the anniversary of the 1999 Columbine high school attack in Colorado, in which two students killed 13 people and committed suicide, the sheriff said."

I think they obviously wanted to get caught, but still pretty fucking crazy!

That is a sweet earth

2006-04-20T16:27:00.000-04:00

An old animation, titled the end of the world that went viral a long long time ago, but it is pretty funny.

This girl has skills

2006-04-20T16:21:00.000-04:00

Update: So, I upload this video on YouTube thinking that it wouldn't be on the site already - little did I know that the same video had been uploaded by two other people. Anyhow, ten minutes later I get emails saying "YouTube Service - Someone has commented on your video. To read the comment click here". I check it out, and sure enough the video had received 87 hits in ten minutes - a day later it is up to 857 hits and 10 comments. Unreal... I would have never expected that.

Model Photography

2006-04-20T10:29:00.000-04:00

My boss showed me this site when she was looking through digg.com. The photos look so cool and model like - its amazing. Olivo Barbieri (the photographer) is said to use a "tilt shift lens" to get this effect. It looks pretty cool to me.

The Beaner comedian

2006-04-13T21:15:00.000-04:00

My boys brought this over and said I had to watch it... I had seen his show Mind of Mencia on comedy central, which I thought was pretty funny but this stand up was hilarious. I was literally crying with laughter throughout the last 15 minutes

Cool Flickr search engine

2006-04-13T20:44:00.001-04:00

Found this site at work, while I was doing some research. The interface is very cool - and it searches all of Flick r.

I kiss you

2006-04-13T20:39:00.000-04:00

I came across this website completely by accident and holly shit was I laughing... I really really hope this is real, because a quote like this "Who is want to come TURKEY I can invitate" is priceless.

Eddie Murphy Delirious

2006-04-13T20:29:00.000-04:00

One of my all time favorite stand ups. Here are two of the best clips

Commencement Speeches

2006-04-13T20:25:00.000-04:00

Came across the first commencement speech of Will Ferrell (fast forward to the 1:35:00 mark), addressing Harvard's class of 2003 on the is website Cracked.com - great site, lots of stuff I haven't seen before.

This spurred me to think about the other commencement speakers. I know Steve Jobs (of Apple) spoke at Stanfords 2005 commencement - giving a very powerful speech. Slightly different tone of what has to be one of the greatest of all time graduations, Harvard's 2004 guest commencement speaker... none other than Ali G.

Tucker Max

2006-04-13T20:21:00.000-04:00

So I get this IM at work today - like most days, its a link to a funny site. Now, I can judge the coolness of the site, before I click on the link, based on who sent it to me. So a girl that knows me very well sends me this link, saying,"This guy is definitely blog worthy". Well she was right on - this guy Tucker Max is fucking hilarious. I spent two hours at work reading his blog and even facebooked him.

Funny, cute little black kid

2006-04-13T20:20:00.000-04:00

Very little is funnier than a little black kid with a lisp.

How does he do this?

2006-04-13T20:19:00.001-04:00

Thist stuff only goes on in Europe...

The Best Dunks NBA Allstar Weekend

2006-04-13T20:19:00.000-04:00

Gotta say it, but Nate Robinson did not deserve to win, with his 15 tries per dunk. With that being said the best two dunks of the night were by Nate and Andre.

White man CAN jump!

2006-04-13T20:17:00.000-04:00

The craziest dunks of all time. From who you ask? A Canuck... This video is a serious throw back and it was around the web about 4 years ago. I did a little research and found where the video orginated from - Hooplife.ca.

A New National Holiday

2006-04-13T20:16:00.000-04:00

Guys, do yourself a favor and goggle search "March 20th" (make sure you add the "th") and click on the first result. Smart, smart people to create a holiday that merges two great things in this world.

Advertising at its best

2006-04-11T10:11:00.000-04:00

Some how I severly doubt this ad is going to run in the States.

*note the spillage on the leg...

Real american heroes

2006-04-07T13:06:00.000-04:00

This was the radio campaign that aired before they made the tv spots. Some of these radio commercials are awesome

Mr push up bra inventor
Mr airport baggage handler
Mr putt putt golf course designer
Mr nudist colony activty coordinator

That's just some of them - click here to listen to all of them

Real men of genius

2006-04-07T12:57:00.000-04:00

On the theme of advertising - these bud light commercials were awesome. Some of the radio spots were even better. Here is a collection of some of my favorites

The sublte backup singers are hilarious!

Wingman

2006-04-07T12:50:00.000-04:00

A little throw back for you all

You sure you wanna have kids?

2006-04-07T12:29:00.000-04:00

An old, quality European commercial - so true! Some proof of how much better advertising is in Europe.

Lee Hotti

2006-04-07T12:28:00.001-04:00

Now this is some funny shit - my previous post of "Don't Sleep With Those Guys" prompted my friends to show me this classic site. Take a look at this compilation video: Lee Hotti and the haters. Un-fucking-believable - who the fuck are these guys?!?

The Ohio State recruiting video

2006-04-07T12:28:00.000-04:00

Ok, so I hate Ohio State but this video is fucking great. We should all thank the people who invented the internet for reasons like this.

If anyone can figure out what she is saying at the beginning, let me know.

Narnia

2006-04-07T12:27:00.001-04:00

In a funny and ammusing twist to an already funny SNL team, a music video spoof was created around the newly released film The Chronicles of Narnia, which has an incredible website.

Don't sleep with those guys

2006-04-07T12:27:00.000-04:00

This is some quality content right here - created by some strange guys at Aural Salvation. Check out the comments posted on thier site - hilarious. Definitely reminds me of another classic website, njguido.com. Where do these people come from?!?

Jesus The Musical

2006-04-07T12:24:00.000-04:00

By no means do I consider myself religious (thought I should clarify that as it is my first post) but this video is classic. It is produced by Javier Prato who's site isn't all that great, unlike the Jesus video.

Stick-figure Animations

2006-04-07T09:51:00.000-04:00

I watched these animations a long long time ago. I think it would be fair to say that they inspired me to major in computer graphics. The classic clip, out of all of them, must be the matrix one.

Song(s) of the week 1

2006-04-04T23:13:00.000-04:00

So music is a huge passion of mine. I used to put up away messages with my "Songs of the Week", which evolved into variations like "Oldies Song of the Week" and "Movie Song of the Week" - all these got some decent traction with my friends.

I thought I should start doing a similiar thing on my blog. I'll do the best I can to make the song downloadable for you guys, but if not I will find a link to the full song online.

song(s) of the week: (band - song)
The Fray - Over my head
Small side note - really weird that song played on the MTV show 8th & Ocean as I was writing this post.

Stevie Wonder - For Once in my Life
The song puts a smile on my face for one reason... Thinking of scene from Entourage, where Ari Gold, super agent is sitting in Lloyd's car after he has just been fired, watching him jug on a flask of Jack Daniels - awesome!

Classic Family Guy

2006-03-21T23:31:00.000-05:00

So based on the previous post, I decided that I needed to add one of my favorite Family Guy scenes - it's peanut butter jelly time. This scene was based from this old school forward - a classic animation.

Cartman at his best

2006-03-21T21:39:00.000-05:00

Gotta love South Park. Every time I watch this show I realize I don't watch it enough. Here is a classic clip, I came across a while ago - fucking priceless!